cadyanne94

ragingbomer:

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

shiduuuuuuu

charliebartlet:

walk-by-faith-always:

walk-by-faith-always:

“tumblr is like an inside joke with a bunch of people you don’t even know” -my brother

he doesn’t even have tumblr and he nailed it

today my brother decided to sum up tumblr AGAIN except even better..

“tumblr..what a perfect name. you’re just wasting time, tumbling. It’s just like rolling down into a bottomless pit”

guys hE KNOWS TOO MUCH

ABORT OUR COVER IS BLOWN

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this